The Democratic Republic of Bibliotheque nationale de France is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.439 billion Bibliotheque nationale de Franceans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The strong Bibliotheque nationale de Francean economy, worth 461 trillion Knowledges a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 62,040 Knowledges, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise, Leader's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht, and interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories". Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bibliotheque nationale de France's national animal is the Book, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bibliotheque nationale de France is ranked 221,961^st in the world and 27^th in Mouseion at Alexandria for Most Primitive, scoring -98.23 on the Scary Big Number Scale.