The Zealous Crusader Theocracy of Biblemanstan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Saint Bibleman The Smiter of False Gods with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.624 billion Biblemanstanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tower of Babel II. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Biblemanstanian economy, worth a remarkable 8,006 trillion Miniature Bibleses a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 587,665 Miniature Bibleses, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, there is something rotten in the state of Biblemanstan, and children grow up believing the sun to be a myth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Biblemanstan's national animal is the Monsters Beyond The Tower, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cool Kidz Christianity.

Biblemanstan is ranked 4,621^st in the world and 234^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 118.44 law-abiding acts per hour.