The Kingdom of Bhaskarius is a very large, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 256 million Bhaskariusians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rynia. The average income tax rate is 81.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Bhaskariusian economy, worth 19.7 trillion Suryas a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,919 Suryas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, rare steaks seem even bluer now, the nation is under martial law, and the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bhaskarius's national animal is the Bhaskar Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bhaskarius is ranked 263,141^st in the world and 1,011^th in Concord for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -4.73 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.