The Daily Referendums of Between Two Ferns 7 is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Everyone with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, ban on automobiles, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.799 billion Between Two Ferns 7ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Can't Decide. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Between Two Ferns 7ian economy, worth 900 trillion francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 115,420 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The numbers on the latest spending report are reaching stellar levels, burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, and the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Between Two Ferns 7's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is if you know you know.

Between Two Ferns 7 is ranked 115,278^th in the world and 7^th in Evergreen Battalion for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,886.09 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.