The Soft-Spoken Computers of Between Two Ferns 2 is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dubya with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.962 billion Between Two Ferns 2ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Potted Plant. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Between Two Ferns 2ian economy, worth 964 trillion watering cans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 121,126 watering cans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned, police shut down children's lemonade stands for being "unsavory street food", preservative manufacturers are told to put a lid on it, and radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Between Two Ferns 2's national animal is the ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is if you know you know.

Between Two Ferns 2 is ranked 51,370^th in the world and 8^th in Evergreen Battalion for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 178.65 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.