The United-Monarchic Federation of Bernelia is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by The Proletarian Emperors with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed population of 9.752 billion Bernelians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Satsuma. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Bernelian economy, worth a remarkable 2,824 trillion Digital Commercial Bernels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 289,657 Digital Commercial Bernels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation leads Unidos Brasileiros in per capita stalking, the travel industry is booming as pregnant women book tickets for "weekend trips" overseas, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, and citizens partake in escapades with creatures of the night. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bernelia's national animal is the Tobi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Laic State.

Bernelia is ranked 323,644^th in the world and 5^th in Unidos Brasileiros for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -13.39 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.