The Queen's State of Bentrophic is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 31.694 billion Bentrophicians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The thriving Bentrophician economy, worth a remarkable 1,451 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 45,799 betales, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, education and welfare spending are on the rise, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', and fur coats have become the latest fashion trend. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bentrophic's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Bentrophic is ranked 257,405^th in the world and 8^th in Swaziland for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.73 kickbacks per hour.