The Queen's State of Bentley Kirkpatrick is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 31.769 billion Bentley Kirkpatrickians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The very strong Bentley Kirkpatrickian economy, worth a remarkable 1,176 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 37,038 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 251,814 per year while the poor average 1,990, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Bentley Kirkpatrick's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bentley Kirkpatrick is ranked 77,257^th in the world and 206^th in State for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,059.95 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.