The District of Benin State is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by privy council chairman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 31.391 billion Benin Stateans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The very strong Benin Statean economy, worth a remarkable 1,167 trillion Juno aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 37,198 Juno aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 252,905 per year while the poor average 1,998, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, voting is voluntary, Benin State has designated District City as its capital city, and Privy council chairman has just been declared ruler of Benin State in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Benin State's national animal is the quick pink fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Benin State is ranked 204,849^th in the world and 1^st in Benin for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 760.97 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.