The Republic of Belyakinsky is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The cynical, devout population of 921 million Belyakinskyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Belyakinskyian economy, worth 90.4 trillion Ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 98,196 Ducats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

School uniforms are compulsory, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments, and hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Belyakinsky's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Belyakinsky is ranked 72,701^st in the world and 515^th in Novaya Zemlya for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,387.99 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.