The Federal Republic of Belya Rus is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.65 billion Belya Rusians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, well-organized government prioritizes Welfare, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 48.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Belya Rusian economy, worth 131 trillion Ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Average income is 49,660 Ducats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, and television characters who ask how someone's doing are charged with harassment. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Belya Rus's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Belya Rus is ranked 161,048^th in the world and 27^th in Swabia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 640.7 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.