The Federation of Belkan Osea is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Larry Foulke with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, strictly enforced bedtime, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working population of 10.096 billion Belkans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dinsmark. The average income tax rate is 39.1%.

The powerhouse Belkan economy, worth 768 trillion Belkan papiermarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. Average income is 76,088 Belkan papiermarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

All the playground's a stage for Belkan schoolchildren, atheism is seen as a prerequisite for political power, Belkan scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, and sheep-like political loyalists repeat the mantra "one wheel bad, three wheels good". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Belkan Osea's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Belkan Osea is ranked 31,122^nd in the world and 2^nd in Terra Luna for Highest Food Quality, scoring 62.88 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.