The People's Republic of Behemothe is a large, genial nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 167 million Behemotheans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Behemothean economy, worth 12.1 trillion Behemothean Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 72,754 Behemothean Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Commemoration of the Great Carcassonne War costs almost as much as the war itself, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, and the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Behemothe's national animal is the Sika Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Behemothe is ranked 292,452^nd in the world and 561^st in Carcassonne for Largest Populations, with 167 million capita.