The Egg Hunter of Bedetopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, ban on automobiles, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 22.347 billion Bedetopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Healthcare and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bedetopian economy, worth a remarkable 9,292 trillion Brains a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 415,844 Brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens wouldn't recognise Santa Claus if they passed one another on the street, the government prevents violence by committing genocide, hazmat suits are a common Bedetopian garb, and the tomato-covered corpses that decorate the nation's cities are a favourite amongst morbid tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Bedetopia's national animal is the Bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Athyism.

Bedetopia is ranked 304,346^th in the world and 13^th in Bedetopian Network for Fattest Citizens, with 0.93 Obesity Rate.