The Islamic Colony of Beautifulland 2 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 3.533 billion Beautifullandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abu Dhabi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.1%.

The powerhouse Beautifulland 2ian economy, worth 299 trillion Beautifulland Dirhams a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 84,832 Beautifulland Dirhams, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 251,490 per year while the poor average 22,462, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

The government is flooded with compensation requests, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, and Islam has been named as Beautifulland 2's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beautifulland 2's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Islam.

Beautifulland 2 is ranked 8,911^th in the world and 219^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring 97.95 on the Scary Big Number Scale.