The Free Land of Beautiful People 219 is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The devout population of 7.302 billion Beautiful People 219ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.7%.

The strong Beautiful People 219ian economy, worth 524 trillion Humanities a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,840 Humanities, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 303,543 per year while the poor average 11,000, a ratio of 27.6 to 1.

Building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, and owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beautiful People 219's national animal is the Anthropologist, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Beautiful People 219 is ranked 180,603^rd in the world and 41^st in People are Beautiful for Most Corrupt Governments, with 2.79 kickbacks per hour.