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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,233rdBest Weather: 1,466thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,030th
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Vassal
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Civil Rights
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Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
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Beautification

Population3.207 billion

Capitalthe Amazon
LeaderNature
FaithForestation

Currencyleaf
Animalpeacock

The Process of Beautification is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Nature with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, enforced nudity, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.207 billion Beautificationians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Amazon. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The strong Beautificationian economy, worth 322 trillion leaves a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 100,559 leaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, a stitch in time could see you serving nine, Bigtopian relations have become a minefield, and couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beautification's national animal is the peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Forestation.

Beautification is ranked 11,192nd in the world and 21st in Panama Papers for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 9,682.26 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,233rdBest Weather: 1,466thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,030thNudest: 2,204thMost Primitive: 2,525thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,625thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,044thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,577thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,986thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,528thMost Cultured: 8,254thLargest Governments: 9,230thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,545thHighest Food Quality: 9,720thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,513thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,192ndMost Advanced Public Education: 11,291stMost Devout: 11,488thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,186thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 17,311thMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,288thNicest Citizens: 24,268thLowest Crime Rates: 24,660thMost Accessible: 26,429thMost Corrupt Governments: 26,661stMost Authoritarian: 28,002ndLargest Black Market: 28,838th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Beautification, couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Beautification, Bigtopian relations have become a minefield.
  • : Following new legislation in Beautification, a stitch in time could see you serving nine.
  • : Following new legislation in Beautification, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
  • : Following new legislation in Beautification, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
  • : Following new legislation in Beautification, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security.
  • : Beautification was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Beautification, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Beautification, voting is compulsory.
  • : Beautification was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".

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