| Population | 3.207 billion |
| Capital | the Amazon |
| Leader | Nature |
| Faith | Forestation |
| Currency | leaf |
| Animal | peacock |
The Process of Beautification is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Nature with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, enforced nudity, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.207 billion Beautificationians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Amazon. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.
The strong Beautificationian economy, worth 322 trillion leaves a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 100,559 leaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, a stitch in time could see you serving nine, Bigtopian relations have become a minefield, and couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beautification's national animal is the peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Forestation.
Beautification is ranked 11,192nd in the world and 21st in Panama Papers for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 9,682.26 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Beautification, couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens.
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Beautification, Bigtopian relations have become a minefield.
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Beautification, a stitch in time could see you serving nine.
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Beautification, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
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Beautification, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
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Beautification, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security.
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Beautification was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
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Beautification, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.
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Beautification, voting is compulsory.
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Beautification was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".































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