The Republic of Bearisuoctunia is a mammoth, genial nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 5.611 billion Bearisuoctunians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 31.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Bearisuoctunian economy, worth 308 trillion deniers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,031 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, no suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, and surveillance cameras are banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bearisuoctunia's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Bearisuoctunia is ranked 114,151^st in the world and 9^th in Lassa for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 10,450.77 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.