The Kingdom of Beanbean is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Queen Bean with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 4.706 billion Beanbeanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beanbean Castle Town. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beanbeanian economy, worth 729 trillion Beanbean Coins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 155,080 Beanbean Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

"Queen Bean got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, and the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beanbean's national animal is the Pteranodon Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Beanstar Worship.

Beanbean is ranked 23,642^nd in the world and 7^th in Valkia for Highest Average Incomes, with 155,080.49 Standard Monetary Units.