The Matriarchal Spider Empire of Beach Mimi is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.69 billion Beach Mimians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.

The powerhouse Beach Mimian economy, worth 148 trillion rubies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 87,883 rubies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 306,219 per year while the poor average 18,363, a ratio of 16.7 to 1.

Cities are engulfed by smog, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, men are expected to stay home to fix funny noises in the attic, and open-heart surgery is taught in seminaries. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Beach Mimi's national animal is the spider, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Beach Mimi is ranked 327,247^th in the world and 12^th in Castle Bleck for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -8.37 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.