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Most Valuable International Artwork: 576thMost Devout: 1,913thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,547th
The Waiting to CTE Nation of
Moralistic Democracy
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Civil Rights
Few
Economy
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Political Freedom
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Barrow Cove

Population5.142 billion

CapitalUnited Cubchoo City
LeaderCUBCHOO
FaithTHE CHAIN

CurrencyPolar Pennies
Animalbisexual drugged penguin

The Waiting to CTE Nation of Barrow Cove is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by CUBCHOO with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.142 billion pineapples are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of United Cubchoo City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.5%.

The frighteningly efficient pineapplean economy, worth a remarkable 1,042 trillion Polar Pennieses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 202,659 Polar Pennieses, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

A faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, and CUBCHOO claims tax rises are the result of 'curses'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Barrow Cove's national animal is the bisexual drugged penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is THE CHAIN.

Barrow Cove is ranked 9,116th in the world and 3rd in Callista for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 11,322.52 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 576thMost Devout: 1,913thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,547thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,666thMost Patriotic: 2,734thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,183rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,473rdMost Armed: 3,503rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,840thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,862ndLargest Black Market: 5,346thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,602ndLargest Publishing Industry: 5,906thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,986thHighest Average Incomes: 7,100thHealthiest Citizens: 7,194thLowest Crime Rates: 7,310thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,450thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,280thMost Developed: 8,887thLargest Governments: 8,945thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,116thHighest Food Quality: 9,227thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,329thBest Weather: 9,487thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,790thMost Inclusive: 10,808thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,712thMost Cultured: 11,996thSmartest Citizens: 12,339thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,500thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,681stTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,978thHighest Economic Output: 20,290thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22,370thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24,050th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Barrow Cove, CUBCHOO claims tax rises are the result of 'curses'.
  • : Following new legislation in Barrow Cove, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis.
  • : Following new legislation in Barrow Cove, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons.
  • : Following new legislation in Barrow Cove, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Barrow Cove, internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Barrow Cove, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Barrow Cove, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.
  • : Barrow Cove was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Barrow Cove, when their backs are against the walls pineapples look out for gay men.
  • : Following new legislation in Barrow Cove, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime.

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