The Grand Duchy of Barcelonas is a huge, genial nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, ritual sacrifices, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 688 million Barcelonasians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 40.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Barcelonasian economy, worth 35.0 trillion Croats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,912 Croats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hot dogs have been renamed lukewarm pigs, judges are rumored to find in favor of whoever bribes them the most, the team in charge of creating a new writing system have spent months deciding whether or not to use serif or sans-serif characters, and extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Barcelonas's national animal is the Donkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Barcelonas is ranked 181,938^th in the world and 8^th in Republiques Valencianes Lliures for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 311.7 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.