The Kingdom of Baloo Kingdom Card Farm IX is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Baloo von Bruinwald XIII with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 7.696 billion Baloo Kingdom Card Farm IXians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baloo Kingdom City. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Baloo Kingdom Card Farm IXian economy, worth 893 trillion Prickly Pears a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 116,114 Prickly Pears, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away", teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, and fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baloo Kingdom Card Farm IX's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Baloo Kingdom Card Farm IX is ranked 13,692^nd in the world and 1^st in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm Plantation for Lowest Crime Rates, with 95.65 law-abiding acts per hour.