The Fiefdom of Bal Jar is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.67 billion Bal Jarians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.1%.

The strong Bal Jarian economy, worth 142 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 53,152 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Children are raised bilingual from an early age, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, and organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region. Crime is moderate. Bal Jar's national animal is the parrot, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Bal Jar is ranked 193,208^th in the world and 945^th in Pacifism for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,029.28 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.