The Russkiy Mir of Bakhmut is a mammoth, orderly nation, renowned for its smutty television, national health service, and pith helmet sales. The cynical population of 8.906 billion Bakhmutians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 31.4%.
The very strong Bakhmutian economy, worth 732 trillion Hryvnias a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,199 Hryvnias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
Diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and all facts are created equal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bakhmut's national animal is the Horse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Bakhmut is ranked 43,867th in the world and 4th in Ukraine for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 22,315.11 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Bakhmut was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
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Bakhmut, all facts are created equal.
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Bakhmut, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
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Bakhmut, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?".
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Bakhmut, diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite.
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Bakhmut, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased.
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Bakhmut, citizens must pay to enjoy Bakhmut's pristine beaches.
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Bakhmut, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
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Bakhmut, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
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Bakhmut's influence in Ukraine rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".








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