The State of Bae Guayas is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 20.155 billion Bae Guayasians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.6%.

The very strong Bae Guayasian economy, worth 926 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 45,960 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 136,201 per year while the poor average 12,176, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

Bae Guayas has designated Westminster as its capital city, the Governor has just been declared ruler of Bae Guayas in an international press conference, a major religion has been named as Bae Guayas's national religion, and an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Bae Guayas's national animal is the deer.

Bae Guayas is ranked 125,591^st in the world and 7^th in Democratic Republic of Ecuador for Most Beautiful Environments, with 533.38 pounds of wildlife per square mile.