The Federation of Bad Guy is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 4.586 billion Bad Guyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 24.0%.

The Bad Guyian economy, worth 210 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 45,805 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning, the immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students, and welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bad Guy's national animal is the Kitsune, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Bad Guy is ranked 43,890^th in the world and 1^st in Caliban for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 5,217.51 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.