The Dictatorship of Azeirf is a large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 193 million Azeirfians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Spirituality are also considered important, while International Aid and Industry aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The imploded Azeirfian economy, worth 752 billion Azeirf Guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 3,897 Azeirf Guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Traumatized ex-ambassadors seek treatment for their "desk dissociation", the government records billions of hours of footage of trees, the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out", and shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azeirf's national animal is the White Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Azeirf is ranked 233,678^th in the world and 2^nd in United Dictatorial Administration for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -4.73 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.