The Federal Republic of AXP is a mammoth, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.461 billion AXPians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Industry receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 9.8%.

The strong AXPian economy, worth 314 trillion AXP Shareses a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 42,141 AXP Shareses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days, an exhibition on dolphin memes is currently starring at the National Art Gallery, and travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. AXP's national animal is the dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

AXP is ranked 269,682^nd in the world and 12^th in NYSE for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.