The Oversight Nation of Axixican Colonial Command is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Colonel KFC Sanders with an even hand, and remarkable for its conspicuous electricity pylons, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.248 billion Colonials have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Command HQ. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Colonial economy, worth a remarkable 1,256 trillion Colonial Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 173,305 Colonial Pesos, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 923,099 per year while the poor average 17,129, a ratio of 53.9 to 1.

Phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters, school football matches are usually five-a-side, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents, and the country is preparing for war. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Axixican Colonial Command's national animal is the Seagulls, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Humanistic Secularism.

Axixican Colonial Command is ranked 292,907^th in the world and 17^th in Lost World of Dudlands for Least Corrupt Governments, with 53.21 percentage of bribes refused.