The People's Republic of Axania is a huge, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 763 million Axanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 14.5%.

The Axanian economy, worth 41.2 trillion Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is 54,045 Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Axania's national animal is the Horse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Axania is ranked 254,976^th in the world and 1^st in Farkasfalka for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.