The Constitutional Monarchy of Avalonde is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Pyewackett with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 22.459 billion Avalondeans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angeltun. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Avalondean economy, worth a remarkable 4,464 trillion Punts a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 198,782 Punts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, one can wake up in Avalonde and have breakfast in Bigtopia, and a passport is literally priceless. Crime is totally unknown. Avalonde's national animal is the felis sivestris, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic.

Avalonde is ranked 331,568^th in the world and 21^st in Gay Equality for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -27.26 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.