Population | 3.396 billion |
Capital | The Vienna U-Bahn |
Currency | infodump |
Animal | cat |
The Rogue Nation of Autistria is a massive, safe nation, notable for its digital currency, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.396 billion Autists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Vienna U-Bahn. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Autistic economy, worth 340 trillion infodumps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 100,384 infodumps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife, and schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Autistria's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Autistria is ranked 269,160th in the world and 22nd in The Tuchoimi Commonwealth for Most Patriotic, with 0.8 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Autistria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Autistria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured and Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Autistria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Advanced Public Education, Most Scientifically Advanced, Most Inclusive, and Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Autistria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Autistria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Autistria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Autistria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Autistria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
- : Autistria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Following new legislation in Autistria, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.