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Most Pacifist: 3,360thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,461stSafest: 3,544th
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Autistria

Population3.396 billion

CapitalThe Vienna U-Bahn

Currencyinfodump
Animalcat

The Rogue Nation of Autistria is a massive, safe nation, notable for its digital currency, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.396 billion Autists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Vienna U-Bahn. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Autistic economy, worth 340 trillion infodumps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 100,384 infodumps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife, and schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Autistria's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Autistria is ranked 269,160th in the world and 22nd in The Tuchoimi Commonwealth for Most Patriotic, with 0.8 flags saluted per person per day.

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Most Pacifist: 3,360thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,461stSafest: 3,544thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,720thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,755thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,243rdMost Rebellious Youth: 5,639thNicest Citizens: 5,720thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,845thHealthiest Citizens: 8,574thMost Inclusive: 8,963rdLongest Average Lifespans: 9,163rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,330thBest Weather: 10,025thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,144thHighest Food Quality: 10,223rdSmartest Citizens: 10,587thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,268thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,328thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,431stMost Income Equality: 11,487thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,727thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,241stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,359thMost Secular: 13,854thTop
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Most Cultured: 14,372ndLowest Crime Rates: 14,608thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,430thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,640thLargest Governments: 20,788thMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,459thMost Politically Free: 26,097th
Top
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

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  • : Autistria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Autistria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured and Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Autistria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Advanced Public Education, Most Scientifically Advanced, Most Inclusive, and Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Autistria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Autistria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Autistria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Autistria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Autistria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Autistria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Autistria, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.

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