The Republic of Auswil is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, free-roaming dinosaurs, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.16 billion Auswilians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Auswilian economy, worth 127 trillion Ducats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,200 Ducats, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, Leader's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, and citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auswil's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Auswil is ranked 277,087^th in the world and 825^th in Novaya Zemlya for Largest Black Market, with 78.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.