The United States of Ausweichenzo is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Julius VI with an even hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, daily referendums, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.046 billion Ausweichenzos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sudrica. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Ausweichenzos economy, worth 197 trillion Coins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,390 Coins, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Sweet-toothed Ausweichenzos have been left penniless by the VAT on candy, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, the government is slowly introducing social welfare programs, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ausweichenzo's national animal is the Koopa Troopa, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholic Christianity.

Ausweichenzo is ranked 182,855^th in the world and 19^th in Kryndel for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 728.94 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.