The Kaisertum of Austrin is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Franz Tarquen-Golicia with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, rampant corporate plagiarism, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.179 billion Austrians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Varria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Austrinian economy, worth a remarkable 3,087 trillion Denars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,865 Denars, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

The Great Austrinian Tar Cloud can be seen from space, dancing with your first cousin is a misdemeanor, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver, and politicians literally speak literally. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Austrin's national animal is the Vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Golic.

Austrin is ranked 311,934^th in the world and 60^th in Union of Christian Nations for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -63 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.