The Hipster Mecca of Austin Texas is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Stephen Austin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 27.328 billion Narcissistic Hipsters live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Austin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Austin Texasian economy, worth a remarkable 8,146 trillion Musicians a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 298,094 Musicians, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

Mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, pieces of iron pyrite are believed to be worth their weight in gold, only the richest get to see out of their windows, and massive new slaughterhouses are being hailed as a sign of progress. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Austin Texas's national animal is the Mexican Fruit Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

Austin Texas is ranked 6,260^th in the world and 534^th in NationStates for Most Corrupt Governments, with 199.33 kickbacks per hour.