The Dictatorship of Aurpir is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Dictator Amir with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 4.269 billion Aurpirians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doshrya. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Aurpirian economy, worth 771 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 180,659 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun", and the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aurpir's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aurpir is ranked 8,365^th in the world and 6^th in Kelios for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 7,638.61 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.