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If you have money, nothing is impossible! General John Westmoreland
Highest Disposable Incomes: 1stMost Efficient Economies: 2ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd
The Armed Corporations of
Capitalist Paradise
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Aurora Islands

Population34.957 billion

CapitalAurora City
LeaderGeneral John Westmoreland

Currencygolden dollar
Animalgolden hummingbird

The Armed Corporations of Aurora Islands is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by General John Westmoreland with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 34.957 billion Auroraians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurora City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Auroraian economy, worth an astonishing 35,830 trillion golden dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,024,983 golden dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 9,600,565 per year while the poor average 9,220, a ratio of 1,041 to 1.

The government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service, foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with General John Westmoreland, and vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR. Crime is totally unknown. Aurora Islands's national animal is the golden hummingbird, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Aurora Islands is ranked 38th in the world and 1st in United Kingdom for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 35,870.54 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Highest Disposable Incomes: 1stMost Efficient Economies: 2ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2ndRudest Citizens: 6thMost Corrupt Governments: 9thHighest Average Incomes: 11thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13thFattest Citizens: 15thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 19thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21stHighest Economic Output: 21stLargest Retail Industry: 30thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 30thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 31stMost Secular: 34thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 37thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 38thLargest Insurance Industry: 38thMost Avoided: 42ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 48thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 50thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 54thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 55thMost Patriotic: 61stLargest Agricultural Sector: 91stLargest Gambling Industry: 91stLargest Mining Sector: 99thSmartest Citizens: 109thLargest Governments: 119thMost Armed: 157thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 164thMost Subsidized Industry: 208thLargest Information Technology Sector: 276thLargest Publishing Industry: 305thMost Rebellious Youth: 651stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 716thMost Cultured: 757thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 798thMost Valuable International Artwork: 868thMost Pro-Market: 1,720thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,812thLargest Populations: 2,493rdTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,176thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,735thLargest Black Market: 11,460thLowest Crime Rates: 12,663rdTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,245th
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Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aurora Islands, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR.
  • : Following new legislation in Aurora Islands, foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with General John Westmoreland.
  • : Following new legislation in Aurora Islands, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service.
  • : Following new legislation in Aurora Islands, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them.
  • : Following new legislation in Aurora Islands, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
  • : Following new legislation in Aurora Islands, chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in Auroraian restaurants.
  • : Aurora Islands was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided, Highest Disposable Incomes, Most Patriotic, Most Valuable International Artwork, and Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Aurora Islands, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted.
  • : Following new legislation in Aurora Islands, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community.
  • : Following new legislation in Aurora Islands, children are raised bilingual from an early age.

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