The Colony of Aurgi Traidr is a tiny, orderly nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 9 million Aurgi Traidrians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The developing Aurgi Traidrian economy, worth 290 billion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 32,169 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, the tenet of free speech is held dear, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aurgi Traidr's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aurgi Traidr is ranked 142,176^th in the world and 102^nd in Kelios for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,233.61 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.