The Colony of AUGP33 is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 16.607 billion AUGP33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 10.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient AUGP33ian economy, worth 743 trillion Citas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,773 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. AUGP33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

AUGP33 is ranked 73,976^th in the world and 1^st in AUGUSTO PINOCHET for Highest Drug Use, scoring 228.26 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.