The Republic of Audrey 89 is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 7.188 billion Audrey 89ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 42.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Audrey 89ian economy, worth 87.0 trillion Join Lilies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 12,107 Join Lilies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, the death penalty has been reintroduced, foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of Audrey 89, and Audrey 89 has designated Audrey 89 City as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Audrey 89's national animal is the Join Lily, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Audrey 89 is ranked 220,738^th in the world and 848^th in neck for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -3.74 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.