The Very Awesome Queendom of Audrea is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Audrey Vl with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.88 billion Audreans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Audrea City. The average income tax rate is 86.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Audrean economy, worth a remarkable 2,041 trillion Audrean Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 259,122 Audrean Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies, cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling, and the media seems excessively interested in what Queen Audrey Vl is wearing this season. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Audrea's national animal is the mighty she-cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Rabid Lesbianism.

Audrea is ranked 18,586^th in the world and 18^th in Saint Osmund for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,345.47 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.