The Oceanic Fauzjhian Province of Auceanznia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kyria Pinkfields with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.218 billion Auceanznians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sixcitia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Auceanznian economy, worth a remarkable 9,818 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 462,757 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory, paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark, and the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auceanznia's national animal is the Squid, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Communism.

Auceanznia is ranked 19^th in the world and 4^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Food Quality, scoring 778 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.