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There is no life, without fun
Most Inclusive: 18thMost Compassionate Citizens: 32ndHighest Food Quality: 33rd
The Oceanic Fauzjhian Province of
Left-wing Utopia
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Auceanznia

Population17.767 billion

CapitalSixcitia
LeaderKyria Pinkfields
FaithCommunism

CurrencyFauzjhiaux
AnimalSquid

The Oceanic Fauzjhian Province of Auceanznia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kyria Pinkfields with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, lack of airports, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.767 billion Auceanznians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sixcitia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Auceanznian economy, worth a remarkable 7,396 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 416,306 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, Kyria Pinkfields's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many, and prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auceanznia's national animal is the Squid, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Communism.

Auceanznia is ranked 77th in the world and 8th in the Rejected Realms for Longest Average Lifespans, with 101.44 years.

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Most Inclusive: 18thMost Compassionate Citizens: 32ndHighest Food Quality: 33rdNicest Citizens: 36thMost Pacifist: 46thMost Beautiful Environments: 61stMost Rebellious Youth: 64thMost Cultured: 66thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 67thMost Developed: 69thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 70thHighest Average Tax Rates: 71stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 73rdLongest Average Lifespans: 77thLargest Welfare Programs: 85thHealthiest Citizens: 87thLargest Governments: 96thBest Weather: 99thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 101stMost Cheerful Citizens: 108thMost Efficient Economies: 127thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 136thSafest: 156thMost Advanced Public Transport: 156thMost Secular: 158thMost Advanced Public Education: 163rdSmartest Citizens: 175thMost Subsidized Industry: 181stHighest Poor Incomes: 190thLeast Corrupt Governments: 215thLargest Publishing Industry: 366thLowest Crime Rates: 439thHighest Average Incomes: 804thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,031stHighest Economic Output: 1,262ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,686thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,637thRudest Citizens: 2,637thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,173rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,445thMost Income Equality: 12,322ndTop
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Largest Populations: 15,715thMost Patriotic: 19,398thMost Influential: 24,503rd
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Most Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionSafest: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 30th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 36th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 37th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 60th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 65th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 94th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 158th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 223rd in the regionLargest Populations: 268th in the regionNudest: 343rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 346th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 396th in the regionMost Stationary: 421st in the regionMost Patriotic: 429th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 477th in the regionMost Influential: 502nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Auceanznia, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.
  • : Following new legislation in Auceanznia, Kyria Pinkfields's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many.
  • : Following new legislation in Auceanznia, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda.
  • : Following new legislation in Auceanznia, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
  • : Following new legislation in Auceanznia, Auceanznians are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna.
  • : Following new legislation in Auceanznia, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
  • : Following new legislation in Auceanznia, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • : Following new legislation in Auceanznia, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers.
  • : Following new legislation in Auceanznia, the Auceanznian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in Auceanznia, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm.

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