The Kingdom of Atzer Statesriaking is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by King Alexander Nicholas I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.317 billion Atzer Statesriakingians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akraapolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Atzer Statesriakingian economy, worth 667 trillion Atzer Statesriakingian Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 125,458 Atzer Statesriakingian Dinars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 375,813 per year while the poor average 32,734, a ratio of 11.5 to 1.

Veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing, the nation is well known for its rather dull and family-friendly architecture, the blood, sweat, and tears of poor Atzer Statesriakingians make research institutes rich, and ladies are meant to gush with enthusiasm if they get a new vacuum cleaner for their birthday. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Atzer Statesriaking's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Islam.

Atzer Statesriaking is ranked 13,790^th in the world and 192^nd in the South Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 128.18 kickbacks per hour.