The Confederacy of Attorovedland is a mammoth, orderly nation, remarkable for its digital currency, zero percent divorce rate, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.995 billion Attorovedlandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 33.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Attorovedlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,375 trillion schleps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,932 schleps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens must pay to enjoy Attorovedland's pristine beaches, typing Leader's name into a search engine always gives zero matches, requests for government aid can be forwarded to the beach, and the most sacred right is the right to ignore the rights of slaves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Attorovedland's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Attorovedland is ranked 237,194^th in the world and 127^th in Darkest Skies for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.16 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.