NATION

PASSWORD

UNIFIED AND UNITED IN PEACE ETERNALLY AND INTO ETERNITY Lord-President Marcus Sarasti-Varis
Best Weather: 377thHealthiest Citizens: 825thMost Beautiful Environments: 889th
The Nordic Fenno-Fascist Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Powerbroker
WA Delegate / ✠ Cancellarius ✠ / Imperial Minister of Truth
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Atsuria

Population14.67 billion

CapitalGrand-City Kalevala
LeaderLord-President Marcus Sarasti-Varis
FaithFascist-Nationalist Protestantism

CurrencyGold Standard Imperial Fennomark
AnimalWhite Lynx Viri Septentrionalis

The Nordic Fenno-Fascist Empire of Atsuria is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Lord-President Marcus Sarasti-Varis with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, aversion to nipples, and national health service. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.67 billion Fascist Atsurians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand-City Kalevala. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Atsurian economy, worth a remarkable 1,652 trillion Gold Standard Imperial Fennomarks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,664 Gold Standard Imperial Fennomarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street, and women mime their gynaecological symptoms with hand-puppets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Atsuria's national animal is the White Lynx Viri Septentrionalis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fascist-Nationalist Protestantism.

Atsuria is ranked 173,304th in the world and 24th in Fifth Empire for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -18 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Best Weather: 377thHealthiest Citizens: 825thMost Beautiful Environments: 889thLongest Average Lifespans: 901stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 952ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,032ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,041stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,120thMost Pacifist: 1,236thLowest Crime Rates: 1,432ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,534thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,855thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,127thNicest Citizens: 3,262ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,332ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,825thMost Devout: 4,198thMost Influential: 4,432ndMost Developed: 4,682ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,969thLargest Governments: 6,024thMost Authoritarian: 6,140thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,886thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,781stHighest Economic Output: 9,080thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 10,809thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,986thLargest Populations: 12,866thMost Inclusive: 14,044thMost Extreme: 16,811thMost Cultured: 17,902ndMost Conservative: 18,105thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,368th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Atsuria, women mime their gynaecological symptoms with hand-puppets.
  • : Following new legislation in Atsuria, sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street.
  • : Following new legislation in Atsuria, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities.
  • : Following new legislation in Atsuria, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods.
  • : Following new legislation in Atsuria, a government program is underway to revitalize Atsuria's beaches.
  • : Atsuria approved the World Assembly proposal "Condemn The World Assembly Elite".
  • : Atsuria approved the World Assembly proposal "Condemn Kuriko".
  • : Atsuria deleted a regional poll in Fifth Empire.
  • : Atsuria approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Affordable Transgender Hormone Therapy"".
  • : Atsuria approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Condemn This Game"".

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