Population | 4.088 billion |
Capital | Metropolitia |
Leader | Herr Atari |
Faith | Effeminate Violeto-Atarism |
Currency | ATRI |
Animal | gamer |
The Most Serene Republic of Atari and Tea Co is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Herr Atari with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.088 billion Atarianeers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metropolitia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Atarite economy, worth 697 trillion ATRIS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 170,654 ATRIS, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,130,373 per year while the poor average 9,905, a ratio of 114 to 1.
Truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, the might of the entire Atarite Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, citizens can freely debate whether Herr Atari is a great leader or the greatest leader, and school uniforms are compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Atari and Tea Co's national animal is the gamer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Effeminate Violeto-Atarism.
Atari and Tea Co is ranked 268,942nd in the world and 2nd in PCM Nirn for Most Beautiful Environments, with 74.7 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Atari and Tea Co was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes, the Top 5% for Largest Black Market, Highest Disposable Incomes, and Most Patriotic, and the Top 10% for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Atari and Tea Co's influence in PCM Nirn rose from "Handshaker" to "Diplomat".
- : Atari and Tea Co's influence in PCM Nirn rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : Following new legislation in Atari and Tea Co, school uniforms are compulsory.
- : Following new legislation in Atari and Tea Co, citizens can freely debate whether Herr Atari is a great leader or the greatest leader.
- : Following new legislation in Atari and Tea Co, the might of the entire Atarite Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders.
- : Atari and Tea Co's influence in PCM Nirn rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : Following new legislation in Atari and Tea Co, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
- : Following new legislation in Atari and Tea Co, the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Atarite Navy.
- : Following new legislation in Atari and Tea Co, the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags.