The Witch Coven of Assorted Hag Number 2 is a titanic, orderly nation, remarkable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.525 billion Assorted Hag Number 2ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Assorted Hag Number 2ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,185 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 207,628 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients, and grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Assorted Hag Number 2's national animal is the emu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Assorted Hag Number 2 is ranked 291,090^th in the world and 2,601^st in Eye for Most Cultured, scoring 52 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.