The For the future of Assassination Classro0m is a titanic, orderly nation, remarkable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.516 billion Assassination Classro0mians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Assassination Classro0mian economy, worth a remarkable 1,459 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,779 marks, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.
A widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, and raccoons are plump and satiated. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Assassination Classro0m's national animal is the dove, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.
Assassination Classro0m is ranked 33,500th in the world and 65th in eta for Most Cultured, scoring 77 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Assassination Classro0m, raccoons are plump and satiated.
- : Following new legislation in
Assassination Classro0m, Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
- : Following new legislation in
Assassination Classro0m, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'.
- : Following new legislation in
Assassination Classro0m, a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat".
- : Following new legislation in
Assassination Classro0m, the immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases.
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Assassination Classro0m was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
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Assassination Classro0m was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in
Assassination Classro0m, scientists are not permitted to ask questions.
- : Following new legislation in
Assassination Classro0m, the governments pockets have been emptied filling useless garages.
- : Following new legislation in
Assassination Classro0m, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies.









































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